he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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