Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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