Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
