my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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