dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
you never un-have a 4some
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You did what with his pubic hair?
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