North Korea, Best Korea!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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