I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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