I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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