is your mom at the bar?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I don't deserve a penis
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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