This girl is more easily done than said...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize
