You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
