Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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