just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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