okay pat passed out under dana's car
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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