I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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