You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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