I think I won the penis lottery.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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