glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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