i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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