why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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