His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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