i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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