On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.