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• (443): View more from Maryland

  dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.

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• (530): View more from California

  So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots

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• (727): View more from Florida

  So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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