it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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