Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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