its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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