I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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