if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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