Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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