i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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