No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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