She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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