i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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