If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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