I'm so fucking centered right now
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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