I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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