Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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