Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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