Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I deserve this hangover.
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I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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