So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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