Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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