Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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