Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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