I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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