oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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