Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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