I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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