I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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