you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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