tonight lets celebrate not being married
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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