this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
high people should be assigned attendants
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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