He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You were trust falling into bushes
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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