I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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