Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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