Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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