i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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