oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
