lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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