kristin has been a bad kristin
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
